I don't feel so good! That bad, bad Doctor Ritter
from North Star Veterinary Hospital
came out to the farm today and did a little
surgery on me...She said something like,
"Neuter is Cuter!" I don't feel cuter after what they
did to me, and when I woke up,
I hummed like a girl.
Here I am, I went out like a light!
Never let your human say
to your veterinarian, "Give him the works!"
You will wake up a whole new man, if
you know what I mean!
While I was down for the count,
I got a haircut and my toe nails trimmed!
